Incredible Hulk T shirts
Why do you think the Hulk is always so angry? Do you think it's because he has a terrible haircut? Maybe if he went to a hair stylist and got a trendy faux hawk, he'd feel better and be less inclined to go on destructive rampages. Then he could go out to nightclubs and fist-pump like nobody has ever fist-pumped before. All the girls will love the Hulk because he looks like he's on steroids, but he's not. The Hulk only uses gamma rays to get inhumanly strong. Where were we? Oh, that's right. So, we have a wide variety of Hulk T-shirts and need to find people to wear them.
We think that you're a great fit for these shirts because, if you've read this far, we presume that you're fond of this green colossus. And if you purchase one of these Hulk shirts, which are available in short- and long-sleeve varieties, we can stop rambling about the Hulk's unresolved anger issues and hypothetical nightclub adventures. Besides, what would Hulk say when he felt too intoxicated? "Hulk smashed?" It's too perfect. It would never work.