Celebrate the holidays with hilarity when you wear this funny A Christmas Story t shirt! The Christmas Story Soap Poisoning T Shirt is maroon with an image of Ralphie Parker from the movie A Christmas Story enduring a bar of soap in his mouth. The words "Soap Poisoning! Causing Childhood Blindness since 1941" are in green letters above and below the circular image, which has bunches of mistletoe on either side! Ralphie fantasizes that his parents will be sorry they poisoned him by washing his mouth out with soap.